Terms of (Mis)Use

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I teach as an adjunct faculty member at a well-known state university. At the moment, I’m only offering one course per term, so as you can imagine, I have some unstructured time to write ruminations such as this one.

Today, I received an email from the university leadership that it was time to renew my commitment to the “Terms of Use” for the institution’s administrative information system. This is a system where I can look up my payroll information (paltry as an adjunct faculty member), my course roster(s), and other links of no particular interest to me (again, as an adjunct). So, the email included helpful information on how to access and note acceptance to the Terms of Use. It did not — wisely — list all the steps involved to gain access to that online resource.

Just for fun, let’s examine all the major and minor steps:



We then get to watch my browser to do many, many links to conduct what the IT folks call a “single sign-on.” It seems to be providing information to several servers and subservers within the university domain at a pace that’s actually faster than I can count. It’s at least a dozen such links that fly by in the address window before it stops and brings me to the main administrative information system page. I can now accept the Terms of Use. But wait, only after a few more steps.

Terms of Use

Now, being a good academic citizen, I actually click on the link to the Terms of Use document. (Actually, I’m not that good a boy, but suspect that the page will require me to open it before it allows me to click on the checkbox that I accept all the Terms of Use. Like when you have to scroll down all the text you never read to get the “I Accept” button to light up.)

The page opens as a new tab in my browser and I take a look. There are several full screens of single-spaced text, perhaps 7 standard pages if you printed them out. (Compared to EULA [that’s End User License Agreements], it’s relatively short. Relatively.) It includes about 35 links to other documents to help you understand all the Terms of Use. Some are links to relevant laws at the federal and state levels, including legal mandates for identity theft, public records, medical privacy, and so on. Twelve of the links are just to university policies, standards, and procedures. Finally, there’s a link to “Sign in to leave feedback that takes you to another authentication page to use that same app to prove that you are who you are and will allow you to provide feedback. The page notes that four (four!?!) other people have done so before.

But I digress. What were we trying to do? Ahh, agree to the Terms of Use. I return to the page with the checkbox and check the box, then press the “Accept” button.

All done. Until next year when I do all the above again.



Historian, informatician, novelist, and grandfather. Part-time curmugdeon.

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David Potenziani

Historian, informatician, novelist, and grandfather. Part-time curmugdeon.